I woke up this morning

with a bad headache.

This must be a bad joke,

some kind of mistake.

I cannot remember:

how did I get here?

I must have a coffee

or maybe a beer.

I woke up this morning

alone, smashed and pissed.

Can someone please help me?

Can someone assist?

I woke up this morning

in a prison cell.

I woke up this morning,

I woke up in hell.